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No. 5624: Choose Your Own Garfield Book 4: The Anti-Anti-Humour Equation!

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Choose Your Own Garfield Book 4: The Anti-Anti-Humour Equation!

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Strip by: Reisen U. Inaba

Garfield: How's the wife and kids?
Spider: You squished them yesterday!
Garfield: Oh... yeah
{comic branches into four "choose your own ending" panels}
A. Garfield {whamming the spider with a cup of coffee}: Then have fun drinking coffee with them in hell, you ugly insect
B. Garfield {smacking the spider with a roll of newspaper}: Almost forgot you
C. Garfield {with a big offensive grin}: Then how's the wife and kids' dead bodies?
Spider: I hate you
D. Garfield {whapping the spider with a thick booklet labelled "My last will"}: Wanna read their last wills?

The author writes:

For every action there's an equal and opposite reaction.

Original strip: 1997-09-24.