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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=4081
Strip by: Reisen U. Inaba
{Garfield and Jon are in the dark}
SFX: CLICK
Jon {cheerfully}: Great! And we're out of light bulbs! Let's go to the store, Garfield
Garfield: I'll start the car
{Jon and Garfield are in the car}
Jon {cheerfully}: What a great day! Could it be that I'm no longer a loser? Could it be that I am now a winner?!
{Confetti rains down as Jon enters the store}
Shopkeeper: Congratulations! You are our one millionth customer!
{Confetti and balloons continue to rain down}
Journalist: How does it feel to be Mr. One Million?!
Jon {wearily}: This is the darnest moment of my life!
{Jon and Garfield are in the car}
Jon {angrily}: Why do bad things always happen to me? I am such a loser!
{Jon and Garfield are in the dark}
SFX: Click
Jon {cheerful again}: Great!
Garfield: I'll start the car
The author writes:
Original strip: 2016-07-24.