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Strip by: Ben Kenobi
Garfield: YAWN
Garfield: For those of you who came in late, here's what you missed.
Garfield: Have we dynamite?
TV: Danger #1: mutant grass!
Dog: Cats are mean.
Odie: I'm going to make this dinner disappear.
SFX: Ka-chunk
iPod: I'll sure
Garfield: {looking over the walls of Minas Tirith} Cheese!
Farmer: Darmok and Jalad!
Picard: What?
{Garfield is replaced by Linus from Peanuts.}
Garfield: [Force persuade] You will make me more lasagne, human.
Garfield: [Persuade/lie] I live an active life "from a certain point of view".
Garfield: [Lie] I will change my ways.
Garfield: I am sorry, you are right.
Garfield: I'd like to illustrate my point by ripping your lungs out.
{An empty room}
Jon: your hair upon the pillow like a sleepy golden storm.
Jon {as Bill Nye}: Careful, it's hot.
Garfield {sarcastically}: Thank you, Bill Nye.
The author writes:
The first 500 strips. Because I'm lazy and didn't want to go through any more. :) And, I liked the result.
[[Original strips: 2000-03-04, 2008-11-05, 2000-06-01, 2006-09-14, 2004-02-01, 1985-06-30, 2004-01-13, 1986-04-19, 2001-11-28, 1986-03-17, 2010-02-19, 2007-08-23, 1996-08-29, 1999-09-07.
Original SRoMG strips: 001, 098, 152, 167, 215, 231, 266, 268, 284, 386, 435, 464.]]
Original strips: 1985-06-30, 1986-03-17, 1986-04-19, 1996-08-29, 1999-09-07, 2000-03-04, 2000-06-01, 2001-11-28, 2004-01-13, 2004-02-01, 2006-09-14, 2007-08-23, 2008-11-05, 2010-02-19.