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Strip by: Quaternion
Jon: Garfield, you prowl all night and you sleep all day. You also eat too much.
Jon: What do you have to say for yourself?
Garfield: [Force persuade] You will make me more lasagne, human.
Garfield: [Persuade/lie] I live an active life "from a certain point of view".
Garfield: [Lie] I will change my ways.
Garfield: I am sorry, you are right.
Garfield: I'd like to illustrate my point by ripping your lungs out.
The author writes:
I got this idea while reading No. 190: Garfield of the Old Republic.
My guess is that >99% of the readers have used or seen (Terminator!) a dialogue tree before, but just in case: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DialogueTree
Original strip: 1986-03-17.