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No. 849: I'm sure we're all on tenterhooks for his opinion on Rango

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I'm sure we're all on tenterhooks for his opinion on Rango

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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/dinosaur/?comic=849

Strip by: manyhills

Title: T. REX REVIEWS EVERY WINNER OF THE ACADEMY AWARD FOR BEST ANIMATED FILM
T. Rex: What?
T. Rex: No I don't!
Caption: YES YOU DO
T. Rex: No! That wasn't in my plans for today at all!
Dromiceiomimus: We were going to go bowling
Caption: #1: SHREK (2001)
T. Rex: NO!
Utahraptor: Hey T. Rex! You're back early from bowling.
T. Rex: Ugh!
Caption: SO HELP ME T. REX YOU'RE REVIEWING SHREK RIGHT NOW
T. Rex: I don't want to!
Caption: YOU HAVE NO CHOICE
Utahraptor: Uh...
Caption: T. REX
Caption: REVIEW THE FILM
T. Rex: I... i... *sob*
Caption: T. REX
Caption: I WILL NOT ASK YOU AGAIN
T. Rex: ...it's Shrektacular
Caption: THANK YOU
T. Rex: *weep*

The author writes:

Just to be clear, it isn't God who's ordering T. Rex to review Shrek. (There's a sentence you don't say every day.) It's the comic.