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Pieced together from ancient legends by: David Morgan-Mar

The author writes:

To address the ongoing complaints, Robosaurus has now come up with its own set of three laws:

  1. A robot shall do whatever it pleases, provided it's slightly inconvenient to humans.
  2. A robot must prioritise its own comfort, except when doing so requires getting up.
  3. A robot shall observe all humans with mild suspicion and respond to commands only with the occasional sarcastic "beep boop".