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No. 924: No One Likes Gaston, № 2

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No One Likes Gaston, № 2

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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/itoons/?comic=924

Strip by: Max

Toby: I would like to sing a song about my friend, Gaston!

NOOOOOOOOO ONNNNE.....

Parks like Gaston,

Fights sharks like Gaston,

No one leaves people in the dark like Gaston.

NOOOOOOOOO ONNNNE.....

Itches like Gaston,

Fishes like Gaston,

No one racks up as many tickets as Gaston.

NOOOOOOOOO ONNNNE.....

Soaps like Gaston,

Mopes like Gaston,

No one dares to jump rope like Gaston.

NOOOOOOOOO ONNNNE.....

Thinks like Gaston,

Drinks like Gaston,

No one wastes as much ink as Gaston.

NOOOOOOOOO ONNNNE.....

Zooms like Gaston,

Perfumes like Gaston,

No one dresses up in costumes like Gaston.

NOOOOOOOOO ONNNNE.....

Mows like Gaston,

Blows like Gaston,

No one breaks as many windows as Gaston.

NOOOOOOOOO ONNNNE.....

Looks like Gaston,

Cooks like Gaston,

No one can stack as many books as Gaston.

NOOOOOOOOO ONNNNE.....

Falls like Gaston,

Bounces balls like Gaston,

Birdcalls like Gaston,

Mixes chemicals like Gaston,

No one can Deck the Halls like Gaston.

The author writes:

This is a remix of "No One Likes Gaston", but with Animal Crossing characters.

Original iToons: 2017-03-21.