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Beans

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Strip by: ElliottB1

Cueball: I don't understand shorting stocks.
Ponytail: Beans.
Cueball: Is that a common—
Ponytail: Beans.
Ponytail (fist clenched): Beans!
Ponytail: Beans
Cueball: This is getting less helpful by the minute.
Ponytail: If only you'd somehow shorted my wisdom before you asked.

The author writes:

Beans. That is all.

Original xkcd comic: 2019-01-04.