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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=664
Strip by: Craig Wittler
Caption: Garfield: Evil Director of Human Resources
Garfield (to Dilbert's Pointy Haired Boss): Being evil used to mean something.
Garfield: These days I can cut salaries by 10% and people will thank me for not firing them!
Pointy Haired Boss:Do you want to help me eat employee lunches from the break room fridge?
Garfield: I'd like that.
The author writes:
Some substitutions are too easy, and Garfield for Catbert is one of them. (In fact, I thought somebody had done this before me, but couldn't find it in the archive. If you do, never mind.)
Original Dilbert strip: 2009-04-18.