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No. 5780: Garfield's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wing

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Garfield's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wing

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Strip by: WizardFox64

Jon {handing Garfield a straw, while a whole roasted chicken sits in front of them}: I'm putting you on a diet, Garfield. You may have whatever you can sip through a straw
{Garfield uses a stand, Soft Machine (from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind; aka Tender Machine in the English release) to 'deflate' and soften the chicken, allowing him to easily suck it through the straw, while emanating 'menacing' katakana}
Jon {with a mildly frustrated look}: Back to the drawing board
{Garfield licks his fingers, having enjoyed his meal}

The author writes:

Alternate title: Chicken Tender Machine.

Original strip: 1980-08-04.