» About     » Archive     » Submit     » Authors     » Search     » Random     » Specials     » Statistics     » Forum     » RSS Feed     Updates Daily

No. 5713: Some hostile readings

First | Previous | 2025-01-08 | Next | Latest

Some hostile readings

First | Previous | 2025-01-08 | Next | Latest

Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=5713

Strip by: IntegralOfGarfield

SFX: BWEEP BWEEP BWEEP
Scale: Captain, our sensors have picked up something!
Scale: Go to visual!
Scale: Woah! What is that thing?!
Scale: It appears to be a hideous blob of fat, Sir!
Scale: FIRE PHASERS!
Scale: Phasers have no effect, Sir!
{Garfield has left and the scale has been violently destroyed}
Scale: Me and my big voice chip

The author writes:

he got what he deserved...

Original strips: 1992-09-27, 1993-05-23.