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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=5569
Strip by: Simon Winters
Jon: At summer camp I learned essential survival skills...
Jon: Like how to kill a bear with a loose-leaf notebook
Garfield: Boring
Jon: Or build a cabin with a pocket knife
Garfield: Unimpressive
Jon: I had to fight off five masked serial killers
Garfield: Trite
Jon: Crafting weapons from pinecones and tree sap
Garfield: Mundane
Jon: They taught us to hike for a month without stopping
Garfield: Banal
Jon: How to sew on my own arms with just teeth and hair
Garfield: Tedious
Jon: How to climb a mountain with a donkey on your back
Garfield: Dull
Jon: And get two cupcakes during supper
Garfield: Okay. Now I'm impressed
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Original strip: 2023-07-08.