Strip by: John Wallace
Jon: I have a funny story about a pizza I ordered last week.
Garfield: I'll tell you what was funny about it: no anchovies.
Jon: My cat somehow ate it before it arrived!
Garfield: I have friends in high places.
The author writes:
This is based upon the basic concept of Dinosaur Comics, where the same art is used in every strip and only the dialogue changes. I got to wondering: what if Garfield only ever used the art of its first strip and only changed the dialogue? Note that I used the traditional Dinosaur Comics dialogue font, Lucida Console.