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Strip by: binnie mf
{Garfield is sitting in Jon's chair, smoking Jon's pipe and reading a newspaper. He sets them both down to talk to the reader}
Garfield: I once killed 3 little birds. Let me tell you the story
{Garfield is standing inconspicuously next to 3 little birds. He eats one, then another}
Third bird: If you eat me, I will die
Garfield: So be it
{Garfield eats the final bird. Jon, offscreen, has something to say}
Jon {presumably}: Garfield help, Im in a hotdog eating contest and I have to jump hurdles!!
Jon: Unnnghh...Ufffffff...Eerrrrrghhhhh...
Jon: Heep! Hoop! Hup!
Jon: Guuuuuhhhhhh Guh! Guh! Guh!
The author writes:
Original strips: 1978-07-27, 1979-07-09, 2005-02-04, 2014-03-23.