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No. 4413: Empires are constantly changing

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Empires are constantly changing

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Strip by: Twistedplant

Mouse: I declare this house property of the Empire of Manticore!
Mouse: I declare this house property of the Galactic Empire!
Mouse: I hereby claim this house for the Brotherhood of Nod!
Mouse: I declare this house property of the Alternian Empire!
Mouse: I declare this house property of Garfield!
Mouse: I declare this house property of the Terran Empire!
Mouse: I declare this house property of Cartoon Network!
Mouse: I declare this house property of Universal Uclick
Mouse: I declare this house property of the SOS Brigade, of the behalf of Haruhi Suzumiya
Mouse: I declare this house property of the Straw Hat pirates!
Mouse: The Lords of Gondor have returned, and all this land that is theirs they now take back.
Mouse: I declare this house property of the big oil companies.
Mouse: I declare this house property of New World Computing!
Mouse: I annex this house in the name of Lord Helix!
Mouse: I declare this house property of the Order of Rodentia
Mouse: I declare this house property of the People's Republic of China
Mouse: I declare this house property of the Swedish Empire!
Mouse: I declare this house property of the Empire Carpet!
Mouse: I declare this house property of the Klingon Empire!
Mouse: I declare this house property of S.H.O.C.K.E.R!
Mouse: I declare this strip property of the Empire of Viacom!
Garfield: I must kill something!
Mouse: I declare this house property of the Empire of Mice!
Garfield: Define "Empire"

The author writes:

At the time I'm submitting this, a lot of people have been complaining about the overabundance of "Linguistics with Liz" strips. That got me to thinking of another long-running SRoMG gag that just repeats the same joke over and over with little to no variance...

Original Square Root of Minus Garfield strips: 2012-01-25, 2012-03-11, 2013-07-25, 2013-07-26, 2013-08-07, 2013-11-22, 2013-11-24, 2013-12-06, 2014-02-26, 2014-03-25, 2014-05-15, 2014-10-17, 2015-04-23, 2016-04-23, 2017-07-11, 2018-10-21, 2017-09-04, 2020-07-19, 2014-07-25.

Original strip: 2011-11-19.