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No. 4401: Garfs, Newburyport

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Garfs, Newburyport

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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=4401

Strip by: Manyhills

{Title panel: Garfield turns the tap on while Jon is underneath the sink fixing it, causing Jon to yell Garfield's name}
Jon: Got a minute, Garfield?
Jon {anxiously}: the fact that the postal service is disintegrating,
Jon {wearily}: the fact that my Glacier Lake jigsaw's still bugging me,
Jon {despairingly}: the fact that police search body cavities,
Jon {distraught}: the fact that there were live slime eels everywhere and they were stressed out,
Jon {contentedly}: the fact that the Loch Ness Monster has it easy compared to me
Garfield: the fact that, boy, am I itchy

The author writes:

Non-original dialogue all taken from between pages 570 and 622 of Ducks, Newburyport by Lucy Ellmann.

Original strip: 2003-03-09.