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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=4348
Strip by: incrediblysincere
{Garfield sleeps contentedly, a small, completely black speech bubble floating over his head}
{The next panels are pitch-black, only Garfield's eyes are visible}
Garfield: Throw out the worthless slave into the outer darkness; in that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth
Garfield: Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones
Odie: BLAGOONGA!
Garfield: Blagoonga?
Garfield: Ye shall utterly destroy all the places, wherein the nations which ye shall possess served their gods, upon the high mountains, and upon the hills, and under every green tree
SFX: BOOOM CRACK
{Jon switches on the light with a click, his eyes wide and hair standing on end}
Jon: DEAR GOD, THE FOUR HEADED BEAST FROM MY NIGHTMARES
{Garfield sits at the end of his bed with four heads, each bearing a bored expression}
Garfield: Odie needs tuning
The author writes:
This is my first SRoMG submission. I hope the Bible verses still count as PG. I don't really know what this is meant to be. I had fun editing it though. Maybe it will make more sense to someone else.
Original strips: 1985-09-01, 1988-06-05, 1995-01-19, 1997-01-05, 1998-11-02.