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No. 3992: HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

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HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=3992

Strip by: KelpTheGreat

Jon {off-screen}: Hey! Here's a clean shirt!
Jon {still off-screen}: I don't know why I've never worn this one...
{Garfield, on-screen, sips his coffee}
{Jon enters from the left. He is wearing... a clean white t-shirt. Jon. Jon. A clean shirt. Jon Arbuckle. Is wearing. A clean shirt. Jon "we're bachelors, baby" Arbuckle. It's a clean shirt. A clean, white, t-shirt. A clean, lily-white t-shirt. Jon has on a white shirt, clean as new-fallen snow. Jon "I could make a poncho out of the shower curtain instead of doing laundry" Arbuckle is wearing a shirt that could only be described as pristine. JON ARBUCKLE. IS WEARING. A CLEAN, WHITE, T-SHIRT}
{Upon beholding this one-in-a-lifetime occurrence, the likes of which Garfield had never conceived in his wildest imaginings, Garfield's first, immediate, knee-jerk reaction is to, naturally, spew coffee all over the shirt}
Garfield: Spoot

The author writes:

I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT EITHER YOU GUYS

Original strip: 2010-02-12.