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Strip by: Xineohp III Esq.
Jon: Life is like a reflecting pool, Garfield
Jon: Liz, life is like a giant pan of lasagna...
Garfield: Life is like mashed potatoes; you gotta take the lumps with the good
Garfield: Life is like a cherry phosphate; by the time you get to the good stuff, the fizz is gone
Garfield: Life is like a turkey; anyway you slice it, it's still a turkey
Garfield: Life is like a fine cheese; it gets more precious with age
Garfield: Life is like a rabbit; if it doesn't keep hopping, it doesn't get anywhere
Garfield: For me, life is like a potato chip; I can't have just one
Garfield: Life is like a Ferrari; it goes too fast
Garfield: Life is like a poker game
Garfield: Just what is life? Life is a lot like a hot bath
Garfield: Life is like a birdbath. It's made of concrete, filled with water and uh... birds like to splash in it
Garfield: Life... is like a sock monkey...
The author writes:
Yes, I used semicolons in the transcript. DEAL WITH IT!