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No. 3756: Jon Angers a Walrus

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Jon Angers a Walrus

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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=3756

Strip by: MichaelSar

{A walrus is sitting around just minding his own business. Then Jon shows up and says...}
Jon: You're a worthless lump of blubber, walrus
{Garfield watches boredly as the walrus beats up Jon}
SFX: Whock! Slap! Gouge-gouge! Smack! Smack! Smack!
{After the beating, Jon walks over to Garfield}
Jon: I had no idea they were that aggressive... or that sensitive
Garfield: Lumps of blubber have feelings too

The author writes:

I was originally going to have the walrus say Garfield's "That wasn't very nice. Lumps of blubber have feelings too" line from the original strip, but I think this is funnier. I dunno why Jon just randomly decided to insult a walrus like that.

Original strips: 1993-03-09, 2001-09-14.