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No. 3410: Jon-Pool Karaoke

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Jon-Pool Karaoke

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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=3410

Strip by: J.D. Sadler

Jon {preparing to sing}: OHHHHHHH...
Garfield: No!
{This panel and following panels show John singing WAY off-key while Garfield & Odie try their darndest to ignore it}
Jon {singing... badly}: Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star!
Jon {singing... badly}: I made myself a sandwich!
Jon {singing... badly}: My mommy named it Fred. It tastes like beans and bacon, and smells like it's been dead! Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil, pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point! P.U., what's that horrible smell?! Drum solo!
Jon {singing... badly}: I have a head, that ends in a point, pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point. This song is over, except for this line, you win this round, broccoli!
{up-close shot of Jon}
Jon: So, what do you boys want to sing next?
{This panel shows Garfield & Odie out of the car and attempting to hitchhike while Jon drives off}
Jon: Boys?

The author writes:

Question: What do you get when you combine a segment from The Late, Late Show, a dork who is ATROCIOUS at singing, and one of the most VOMIT-INDUCING SONGS EVER MADE*? Well, it's either a mess or one of the weirdest things I ever came up with. What do you think?

And if this gets enough good reviews... maybe I can make it a thing with other songs that are bad (well, parts of them anyway...)

*[Ed: Views expressed are author's own and do not necessarily represent those of Square Root of Minus Garfield.]

[[Original strip: 1993-12-12.

Original song: "I Wrote This" by Patrick Star.]]

Original strip: 1993-12-12.