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No. 3387: Depressedfield

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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=3387

Strip by: PartyEscortBotBeans

{A mouse walks by}
Jon {angry}: Cats are supposed to chase mice
Garfield {depressed}: Fascinating. Tell me more about cats
Jon: What would you like for breakfast, Garfield?
Garfield {depressed}: A cup of coffee, a danish and the newspaper
Jon: Have a warm bowl of milk
Garfield {slightly angry}: You people don't give us cats any credit
Garfield: Dull, dull, dull
{Garfield gets near a seat that can recline using a lever}
Garfield: Dull, dull, dull
{Jon watches in horror as Garfield has completed a suicide attempt}

The author writes:

We all know how Garfield is depressed in most strips, but what if it was taken up to eleven? Welcome to Depressedfield.


I submitted this 3 minutes after the first Depressedfield. I'm way too fast.


After 2 strips of depression, Garfield has had enough. Don't expect anymore Depressedfield strips from me - Garfield is dead.

I know this one is a bit gory, but trust me, this is nowhere near as gory as the Zalgo Garfield strips.

[[Original strips: 1995-04-17, 1979-01-02, 1998-11-06, 1989-02-11.]]

Original strips: 1979-01-02, 1989-02-11, 1995-04-17, 1998-11-06.