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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=3338
Strip by: edderiofer
Jon: Got a minute, Garfield?
Jon: Garfield, I'm so stressed out. The yard needs mowing, the car needs an oil change, the house needs painting, Odie needs to be washed, Liz is breaking up with me, I'm overdue on my mortgage, my credit card is maxed out, the local paper fired me, I have to write a eulogy for mom. Did I mention my shingles? Oh, Lyman didn't pay the rent. I haven't slept in days! But at least I have you to comfort me.
Garfield: My litter box needs cleaning.
{beat}
{Garfield is thrown through a window}
Jon: The window needs repairing.
The author writes:
Inevitable, after seeing #3254.
[[Original strip: 2003-03-09, with 1981-03-29 for defenestration.]]
Original strips: 1981-03-29, 2003-03-09.