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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=3188
Strip by: DEIDATVM
{Title panel: Garfield as a gas station attendant, with "Wind up workin in a gas station" mostly on his nametag}
{Garfield scratching up a couch}
Garfield: Let's see...
Garfield: I've achieved "exasperating,"
Garfield: I've achieved "eye-popping"
Garfield: And I've achieved "unnerving"
SFX: THONK!
{Garfield sees Jon's jaw drop to the floor}
Garfield: All right!!! "Jaw-dropping"!!
Bonus:
{Garfield holds Pookie out to Jon}
Jon: Du bist mein Sofa.
Jon: Did a booger-bear come from somewhere out there?
{Jon kisses Pookie}
SFX: KISS
The author writes:
Imaginary Garfield strips only exist in the imagination of the imaginer. Unless they get made and submitted to some kind of a site dedicated to that sort of thing.
Bonus:
[[Original strips: 1993-12-04, 1993-12-05.
Original strips for bonus: SRoMG #133, (by extension) 1994-04-25.]]
Original strips: 1993-12-04, 1993-12-05, 1994-04-25.