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Strip by: Natty
Jon: Installing Windows 10!
{Jon presses an "OK" button on a laptop.}
{Jon types on the laptop as Garfield watches nervously.}
Jon: {typing} Six feet. Brown. 175 lbs. Red. Decaffeinated. Chocolate chip. Unleaded.
{Jon nervously closes the laptop}
Jon: My dental records?
The author writes:
I recently installed Windows 10 for somebody. Among other things, it suggested "tracking my speech and handwriting patterns". To "improve my experience", I suppose.
[[Original strips: 2011-09-18, 2013-05-19, 2016-03-20.]]
Original strips: 2011-09-18, 2013-05-19, 2016-03-20.