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Strip by: DanielBT
Jon: ...and I was wondering if you'd go out with me tonight?
Jon: You say you'd rather go out with camel spittle?
Garfield: Zap her back! Zap her back!
Jon: But what if your brother already has plans?
Garfield: Ol' lightning wit strikes again
The author writes:
In an alternate universe, Jon is capable of spouting snarky one-liners off the bat, thus earning Garfield's respect. Nevermind that his "clever" retort makes no sense.