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Strip by: Herr Cactus
{The woman is reading a book.}
{She suddenly turns around and realizes nobody is next to her, which makes her angry.}
Woman: I'm going to pull your ears over your head and tie them into a knot. Then I'm going to stretch your upper lip over your chin, and then I'm going to pull your shoe off and stuff it up your left nostril.
The author writes:
[[Original strip: 2006-04-15.
Original Square Root of Minus Garfield: 2015-01-28.]]
Original strip: 2006-04-15.