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No. 5770: YTP: Geilsfeld Dies in the Name of Shrekism

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YTP: Geilsfeld Dies in the Name of Shrekism

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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=5770

Strip by: MarioGarfield

{Geilsfeld, Jobanasan and Oh Die are in a bootleg Kennywood Park}
Jobanasan: This amusement park is awful!
Geilsfeld: YEEEE!
{Geilsfeld collapses dead on the ground, probably because the force of the soul of Shrek is so powerful and relentless that it could simply end the life of a demigod warrior like Geilsfeld just by looking at him}
{Geilsfeld's dead body is laying on the ground in a worship-like pose, and Shrek smiles knowing that his centuries-old enemy has finally died and will disintegrate into dust}
Jobanasan {calling Geilsfeld by his wrong name}: Garfield, people are staring
{Fully intimidated now, Oh Die looks in the other direction, because of the fact that he can't look at the holy body of Shrek, or else he himself will risk dying and disintegrating into dust; he ambitions, that one day, he will rise to the ranks of a god, or else Shrek will become too powerful and he will destroy civilizations, then universes, then galaxies, and then life itself, Oh Die aspires to become a warrior god and fight and do the final coup de grâce to Shrek in the skies above one day, but right now, he is just a nomad peasant living with some guy named Jobanasan}

The author writes:

Lazy edits, don't you love them? Also, the only reason I made this is because I saw #5071 and basically went "Holy crap, just ONE?"

Original strip: 2011-08-15.