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Strip by: Ian Boreham
{A doctor is looking into a patient's ear with an otoscope.}
doctor: A ringing, you say?
patient: Like the ringing of little hammers on anvils, accompanied by deep-throated singing.
{Close-up of the patient's ear.}
doctor: Ah. As I suspected...
{The doctor has used tweezers to extract from the patient's ear a tiny dwarf holding a hammer and tongs. Bags of gold are spilling from the patient's ear.}
doctor: You've got a middle-ear-th infection.
The author writes:
Advanced symptoms include hearing unexpected and perhaps over-long poetry, and the sounds of drums, ear-drums in the deep.
Drawn in Krita and Inkscape.