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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/owls/?comic=58
Strip by: Cayzle
{Scene: At a certain school for young wizards ...}
Holly: Dr. Delkin! Hi! What will we be learning in our Defense against the Dark Arts class this year?
Delkin: That's ten points off your House total, young Holly.
Holly: But - but - why?
Delkin: The first rule of Dark Arts is "Don't talk about Dark Arts"!
Holly: I guess that explains why He-Who-Must-Not-Be-NamedTM is not named.
Delkin: That's another ten points!
Holly: But -
Delkin: The use of trademarks is strictly forbidden on school grounds. We don't want to end up like Steve Vander Ark and RDR Books, you know.
The author writes:
The trademark He-Who-Must-Not-Be-NamedTM is the property of J.K. Rowling. Just in case she gets any ideas.