That's What I Call Spiced Ham: Volume One

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Welcome to the mezzacotta Café
Today's Menu
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Fiddleheads and cabbage surrounding refined apple cider encased in pressed queso cooked at your table
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Risotto six-inch sub
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An interesting radishes
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Turkish bread in blankets
With this dish may we recommend:
Excitable Ivan Marsanne, 1994 (Burgundy, France). A wonderful vin de table, with torrents of cat pee, green apple, and coffee, bashfully full-bodied elegance and vibrant, spicy structure
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Bacon turnovers
With this dish may we recommend:
Long Stone Grove Chenin Blanc, 2018 (Margaret River, Australia). A floral tafelwein, radiating notes of vibrant rose, developed sawdust, and rose and with an aftertaste of belligerent liquorice, supple toast, apprehensive molasses, and sandalwood, dry accessibility and polished sugar
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