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No. 833: Calvin's Breaking Point

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Calvin's Breaking Point

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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/itoons/?comic=833

Strip by: Dfroggy20

Calvin: Here comes that new girl.
Calvin: {to Susie} I'm going to pull your ears over your head and tie them into a knot. Then I'm going to stretch your upper lip over your chin.
Calvin: {now he's angry} And then I'm going to pull your right shoe off and stuff it up your left nostril
Hobbes: She's cute, isn't she??
Calvin: {sulking} Go away.

The author writes:

I'm surprised Calvin hasn't said this to any girl before.

Original strips: Calvin and Hobbes, 1985-12-04; Garfield, 2006-04-15.