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No. 831: Sonic's Not-So-Fishy Story

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Sonic's Not-So-Fishy Story

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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/itoons/?comic=831

Strip by: Hunter (Chez) Fenton

{It's a nice day for Sonic and Tails to go fishing!}
Sonic: And that's how I got this gig... It's only for a couple of hours, but I'm ready to make some cool, cool cash!
Tails: Awww, Sonic. I'm so happy to go fishing with you.
{Beknownst to our heroes, someone else was watching from underwater...}
Robotnik: I've spotted the darn hedgehog, first mate!
Crabmeat: So do I, your roo-dee-nous!
Crabmeat: I'm changing the speed rate to maximum percent!
Robotnik: Great idea, Crabmeat! (Heh heh heh!) Fire on my command.
{Back above the water...}
Tails: Whoa, look at that, Sonic! I've caught a green terror!
Sonic: Nice one, Tails! Look, I got one already!
Tails: It sure is a big one, though!
Sonic: Yeah! Nnnyaugh!
{As it turns out, it is a big one... a GIANT ROBOTIC FISH!! YIKES!!!}
Sonic: Yi-i-iipe!!! It's much bigger than I thought! (Gulp!)
Tails: It's a whale! Help, Sonic! Help!!!
Robot Fish: ROARAUGH!
Robotnik: {inside the fish} Heh heh! That's right, Sonic. And he's mighty hungry, too! You're going down into...
{The robot fish's mouth opens wide, ready to devour Sonic and Tails}
Robotnik: ...my JAWS!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Bye-bye.
Sonic: Uh oh! This is not good! I'd better think of something... fast!
{And fast he does! Before the robot fish could get his teeth on them!}
{KASPLUNCH!}
Tails: Boy, was that a close one!
Sonic: Tell me about it! That whale is just as fast as my speed!
Sonic: {as the robotic fish splashes their boat towards the surface} I have an idea. Hang on, Tails!
{BR-R-R-GW-GW-GW-GWAH-AH-AH-AH!}
{The whale plummets and lands hard onto the sand; its eyes poke out}
{SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!}
{Robotnik and Crabmeat exhaustedly emerge from the robot fish}
Sonic: You guys never learn your lesson! Never go boating without a life jacket!
{Later, Tails takes a photo of Sonic with the captured robotic fish}
Tails: Gee, Sonic, the press will really flip out when they see this!
You bet, little bro! All's well that ends whale!

The author writes:

When I saw that there is a Sonic the Hedgehog comic book story where you could fill in the blanks of what happens next, I couldn't resist the challenge! Hopefully this will become a meme for sure!

Here's the template:
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Original comic: "Do-It-Yourself Sonic", from Sonic the Hedgehog (1993-2016) issue 14, published by Archie Comics.