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No. 791: Pearls Predicts Itself

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Pearls Predicts Itself

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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/itoons/?comic=791

Strip by: Mr. Skullhead

{The sign on the booth in all three panels says "Dr. Rat's Brain Augmentation Surgery".}
Goat: What are you doing now, Rat?
Rat: I'm performing a public service...the world cries out for me.
Goat: You cannot increase the size of someone's brain.
Rat: Oh, you can't, huh?...Well, listen to this testimonial.
Pig {holding a lemon and a grater for some reason, IDK}: I feel smarterer than everer!

The author writes:

This idea was suggested to me by KelpTheGreat on the forums three years ago, but I didn't feel like making it until now.

Original Pearls Before Swine strips: 2007-10-06, 2024-03-07.