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No. 763: La Montage

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La Montage

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Strip by: MarioGarfield

Rat: {armed with a mallet} Behold... The "Mallet o' Understanding"... Designed to help me amicably resolve disputes with dumb people.
Goat: How does it work?
Rat: If you disagree with me, we go back to the previous comic.
Goat: That is scientifically and logically impracticable.
{flashback to the previous comic}
Rat: Behold... the "Mallet o' Understanding"... Designed to help me amicably resolve disputes with those who disagree with me.
Zebra: How's it work?
Rat: If you disagree with me, I do a montage of me smashing people in the head with this mallet.
Zebra: That's hardly amicable.
{Montage of Rat smashing people in the head with a mallet}
{Rat smashes Zebra in the head with a mallet}
SFX: SMASH
{Rat smashes Goat in the head with a mallet}
SFX: SMASH
{Rat smashes Pig in the head with a mallet}
SFX: SMASH
{Rat calls it a day}
Rat: I love violence.

The author writes:

Original Pearls Before Swine strips: 2004-05-18, 2004-05-19, 2004-05-20.