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No. 693: Filburt and Heffer watch The Little Mermaid

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Filburt and Heffer watch The Little Mermaid

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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/itoons/?comic=693

Strip by: Max

Heffer: Ladies and gentlemen... Ariel!
Filburt: And she's not dressed for the occasion. If you know what I mean.
Heffer: You heard right, she's completely... NAKIE!
Filburt: With no clothes on!
{Filburt and Heffer film Ariel examining her newly-transformed legs}
Scuttle: Ariel! Look at ya! There’s sumpin’ different!
Sebastian: She’s got legs, you idiot! She traded her voice to da sea witch!
Flounder: She’s gotta make the prince fall in love with her—in only three days!
Scuttle: Wait! I know just the thing she needs!
{Cut to Heffer and Filburt}
Both: *giggle*
Heffer: *wolf whistle*
{Ariel turns to the camera's direction}
Heffer: Oh no, she saw us!
{Cut to Filburt and Heffer}
Heffer: I think she saw us!
Filburt: Oh boy… Oh boy…

The author writes:

I am not excited for the remake of The Little Mermaid, so I made a comic where Filburt and Heffer spy on Ariel. (I really don’t want the original Ariel to be replaced.)

Original comic: The Little Mermaid Official Comic Adaptation. Rocko's Modern Life screencaps from the episode "Camera Shy".