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No. 689: Breaking News, Slowpoke Pace

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Breaking News, Slowpoke Pace

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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/itoons/?comic=689

Strip by: shiningpikablu252

Slowpoke: BREAKING NEWS!
Slowpoke: We regret to inform you of what is indeed a great tragedy today. A president, a role model, a LEGEND...has passed on.
Slowpoke: I'll always miss you...Abraham Lincoln.
{Image of Abraham Lincoln captioned with "RIP"}

The author writes:

Geez...I always knew Slowpoke was slow, but this is ridiculous!

Original Super Effective strip: #27 (original date likely lost to time).

Abraham Lincoln portrait by Alexander Gardner.