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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/itoons/?comic=648
Strip by: Wibi
Man: It is a magical object. As time wears on, I remain reasonable. But the portrait develops ever more asinine political views.
Portrait of man: Cloaca.
Robot:
Caption: And so...
{A man is hung.}
Doctor: Hyperglycemic stroke. I'm sorry.
Caption: Later...
God: ...And that's when I gave him leprosy.
Caption: The comic wasn't even funny, but it would be on the Internet long after you and everyone who ever knew your name was long dead.
{An arrow points down.}
Flowchart box: Party at your mom's place.
The author writes:
Several SMBC strips have an alt-text or votey saying part of the strip can be seamlessly appended onto any other SMBC strip. This is a compilation of those parts. What horrifies me is this almost forms a coherent strip, and also entitles me to ten points.
Original Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal strips: The Portrait, Easter Bunny, Autonomous, Frog Princess, 2013-11-13, Finite (NSFW), Sing, 2010-08-27.