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Strip by: Mr. Skullhead
Calvin: Mom, can Hobbes and I rent a VCR and a tape tonight?
Calvin's mom: I don't think so, Calvin. It's a school night.
Calvin: What if we got an educational tape?
Calvin's mom: Like what?
Calvin: Buxom piggy babes after dark.
{Calvin is sitting with Hobbes in his room.}
Calvin: Now she won't even let us go into the store.
Hobbes: I'm thinking we need 'pay-per-view'.
The author writes:
My brother wanted me to make this. So, if you don't like this, blame him.
Original strips: Calvin and Hobbes 1987-10-15, Pearls before Swine 2003-05-30.