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Pretty Simple Edit, Seriously

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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/itoons/?comic=495

Strip by: KelpTheGreat

{A depressed-looking man in an orange shirt is standing on a building's ledge}
Voice: Wait!
{A man in a purple shirt is on the ground, using a megaphone}
Purple-shirted man: Don't jump!
Orange-shirted man: Why not?
{The purple-shirted man holds up a knife, revealing his true identity}
Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber: Because I want to kill you!
Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber: Hold on, I'll be right up!

The author writes:

I debated changing the penultimate line to, "because I want to stab you in the eye," but felt too lazy.

Original Cyanide & Happiness strip: 2020-11-18.