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No. 296: Every Day's A Holiday In Reply All Valley

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Every Day's A Holiday In Reply All Valley

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Strip by: Sloublues

Woman: Remember to breathe.
Woman: And remember that it's just a holiday. Just a day on the calendar.
Woman: Holidays can't hurt you.
Woman: Even International Eyeroll Day.

The author writes:

After suffering months of visual and unhumorous mistreatment from this thing in my new local paper, and finally finding a strip that could express my true emotions, I was going to go on a long rant down here centering on how everyone in this thing is constantly rolling their eyes, even when their eyes are shut, except for the chick who's always side-smugging because she wants to stand out so she'll be the one to star in the spinoff when the original cast calls it quits.

But then I saw this thing in color.

HER IRISES ARE FLOATING IN FRONT OF HER FOREHEAD. WITH EYELASHES ATTACHED TO THEM.

I am done.

Original Reply All strip: 2018-11-13.