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No. 217: Not a Mission

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Not a Mission

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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/itoons/?comic=217

Strip by: Wibi

{Rob and Beret Guy are rappelling down separate ropes into the interior workings of a... bakery}
Beret Guy: Okay, we're in a bakery. You got the pastries?
Rob: The what?
{The two are standing next to some large pieces of... bakery... machinery}
Beret Guy: The pastries!
Rob {pulling out a bag}: I just brought this bag for explosive charges.
Beret Guy: The hell? We're not on a mission here!
Rob {looking around}: This isn't the belly of the machine?
Beret Guy {head in hand}: Oh, Christ, not this s___ again.
Rob {crouching by some... scones... lying on a piece of machinery}: What about these lug nuts?
Beret Guy: Those are scones.
Rob {stuffing them in his mouth}: ...Maybe some of them aren't! *crunch* *crunch*

The author writes:

I'm not sure how sanitary it is to just leave your scones lying on the ground like that.

Original xkcd strip: Mission.