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No. 135: The Craig Compilation, Vol. I

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The Craig Compilation, Vol. I

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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/itoons/?comic=135

Strip by: AlduinTheCat

[Basic Panel Setup]:
Narration Box: First Class Geek: Happily sails away from the shores of reality.
{Insert phrase from appropriate panel (shown below)}
Cashier: Uh, Craig?

Wheelchair Bug: Move it, cripple.
Bug With Candy Bowl: You're my first trick or treater of the night.
Necromancer Bug: Oogity Boogity!
Zombie Falling From Ceiling: Zombie gonna bring the pain!
Jittery Bug With Sunglasses: It was my fault for not reading the instructions.
Bug With Party Hat: HAPPY BIR-
{In the distance, a Bug has kicked the shins of another Bug so hard, their nipples have fallen off.}
Bug With "ME" Written On His Torso: What the hell am I doing here?
Sleepwalking Bug: ZZZ...must drown puppy...ZZZ...
{A monstrous Bug stands by the counter.}
{An axe-wielding Bug quietly stands by the counter.}
Astronaut Bug With Martini: I walked on the surface on the moon.
Bug With Bouquet Of Flowers: C'mon! I could be your "flabby Romeo"!
Bug On Segway: I can walk...BUT I DON'T WANNA!
Inebriated Bug: Take yer top off!
Passionate Bug With Drink: Bet yer ASS it will!
Satanic Bug With Dagger: Hear me Satan! Accept this sacrifice and reveal my sweetheart!
Angry Bug With Television: I'm gonna cram this TV down yer throat!
FemBug With Futuristic Clothes: I'm you in the future. Don't date Trevor!
{A Bug holds a flaming BabyBug aloft.}
Flying Bat-Winged Bug Head: Why are you delivering 40 spatulas to the president of Zimbabwe?
Large, Upset Bug: {Sadly} Been a long time since anyone called ME a sexy stud...
Large, Defensive Bug: You sold my arm?
Condescending Bug: Ugh. This guy is such a disgusting twit.
Eerily Calm FemBug: The kitchen is on fire.
Drunk Bug With Bottle: Sorry, Honey...*hic*...I'm TOO drunk to go home with an orc like you.
Large, Present-Bearing Bug: Here's your prize for not croaking this year.
BugBot: I suspect there is a traitor among us.
The Filibuster: Your criminal activities have just been vetoed!
Tribal FemBug: Moo-goo walla walla!
Emo Bug: Wanna go drink wine and listen to "The Cure"?
Angry FemBug: God, I wish you'd die in a grease fire!

The author writes:

Bug Martini is a great webcomic. One of my favorite things about it is the large variety of really weird characters. I liked this panel of an early strip, because you could pretty much just replace the Bug in the 3rd panel with anyone. AND REPLACE HIM I DID! 32 new versions, and this is just the first page! I hope to do more of these! Even though writing out all the original strips is very trying.

Original Strips: Coolness, Halloween Part 2, Zombie Week 3 and 4, TechnoLove, Gift Horse, Fightin' Words, Bug Theater, Sleepwalking, Ugly Kids, Have You Ever, Astronauts, Out Of Shape, Segway, Drunken Master, Conversation Contributions, Desperate Measures, Types Of Relationships, Breaking Up, Baby Fears, Dreamscape, Noisy Nookie, Sellout, Irrational Fears, Adulthood/Childhood, Birth Control, The Truth About Birthdays, Robot Holocaust, DC Heroes, Soulmate, Vampire Blues, Love Lessons, Geekdom.