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Strips found: 60

755:  Jon: I glued a blender to my face.
774:  Jon: I glued a blender to my face.
783:  Jon: I glued a blender to my face.
791:  Jon: I glued a blender to my face.
803:  Jon: Or maybe it's because you glued my hand to my face!!
Jon: Well, Garfield glued me to the chair again.
Jon: You glued my elbows to the table again, didn't you?
Jon: I glued a blender to my face.
Jon: I accidentally glued a piece of paper to my face.
817:  {Jon has a blender glued to his face}
820:  Jon: I glued a blender to my face.
836:  {Jon has Bender from Futurama glued to his face.}
Jon: I glued a Bender to my face.
856:  {Jon has Barry Gibb, or perhaps Robin Gibb, or maybe even Maurice Gibb, glued to his face}
Jon: I glued a Bee Gee to my face.
869:  Jon: {reading newspaper with a blender glued to his face} The world is constantly changing.
882:  Jon: {with the Blender logo attached to his face} I glued Blender to my face.
892:  Jon: I glued a blender to my face.
901:  {Jon has a blender glued to his face}
917:  Jon: I glued a blender to my face.
926:  Jon: {in bed, with a blender glued to his face} Garfield, for once I'd like a good night's sleep.
940:  Jon: {with gum and a potted plant stuck on his head} I glued a blender to my face.
Jon: {with blender glued to his face} I've got a bat stuck in my hair!
951:  Jon: {with a turkey attached to his face} I glued a turkey to my face.
957:  {We see the blender is glued to Jon's face}
998:  Jon: I glued a blender to my face.
1020:  Jon: I glued nothing to my face.
1049:  Jon: I glued a blender to my face.
1055:  Jon: I glued Blender 3D to my face.
1065:  {Jon has the second panel of Garfield's Error Theatre glued to his face)
Jon: I glued a blunder to my face.
1126:  {Jon walks past with a blender glued to his face}
1208:  Jon: {with a blender glued to his face} The world is constantly changing.
1274:  Jon: {off-frame} All right! Who glued Odie to the ceiling?!
1324:  Jon: I glued Garfield to my face.
1439:  Jon: {talking to himself} I accidentally glued a piece of paper to my face.
1478:  Jon: {smiling happily} I glued a blender to my face.
1615:  Jon: I glued a blender to my face.
1616:  Jon: {with blender glued to his face} I glued a blender to my face.
1651:  {GARFIELD alone. Beat. Enter JON with a blender glued to his face.}
Jon: You glued a blender to my face!
1671:  Jon: I glued a blender to my face.
1738:  {Garfield alone. Enter Jon, with a blender glued to his face.}
Blender: I glued Jon's face to myself.
1875:  Jon: I glued a blender to my face.
1990:  {Jon, Odie, and a mouse enter, Jon with a blender glued to his face and the mouse holding a flag with a birthday cake on it}
2386:  Jon: I glued a blender to my face.
2436:  Jon: {reading newspaper with a blender glued to his face} The world is constantly changing.
2837:  Jon: ...and that I glued a blender to my face...
2939:  {Jon has a Fender Stratocaster glued to his face}
Jon: I glued a Fender to my face.
3044:  Jon's Diary: Saturday: Dear Diary, tonight I got my face glued to a blender.
3104:  Jon {angrily, struggling to separate his hand from his cheek}: Because face glued hand its [sic] maybe my my or to you!
3200:  Jon: A blender face glued I my to.
3358:  Garfield: I glued my head to the ceiling
3373:  TV: So, one SRoMGer said to another "Stephano just glued a frozen pudding pop to the sign on his donut!"
3800:  Guy on the right: Orrrrrr a guy will get a blender glued to his face?
4100:  Jon {with a blender glued to his face}: I glued a blender to my face
4352:  Jon: I glued a blender to my face
4405:  {Liz, with a blender glued to her face, walks up to Jon}
4450:  {Jon has glued the Blender logo to his face}
Jon: I glued a blender to my face

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