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No. 718: A jape for your amusement!

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A jape for your amusement!

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar, Andrew Coker

T-Rex: A jape for your amusement:
T-Rex: Put confetti on a ceiling fan.
T-Rex: Another jape: Double sided sticky tape on the toilet seat.
T-Rex: So funny.
T-Rex: Put arsenic in the sugar bowl.
Utahraptor: T-Rex!
Utahraptor: Those are irresponsible and potentially dangerous.
T-Rex: Don't worry. The tape is easy to remove with sulphuric acid.

The author writes:

And if you're worried about the confetti, make it out of magnesium strips, which are easily cleaned away with a flamethrower.