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No. 382: T-Rex's guide to good nutritional health

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T-Rex's guide to good nutritional health

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

T-Rex: The Food Pyramid.[1]
T-Rex: IT'S A SCAM!!
Dromiceiomimus: Because an outmoded and formulaic approach to nutrition is simplistic and not adaptable?
Utahraptor: Because it's hard to apply to modern processed foods?
T-Rex: No!
T-Rex: Because if you want to be the guy who eats all the meat...
T-Rex: You have to keep recruiting people who eat nothing but vegetables!

The author writes:

[1] Food pyramid, Wikipedia.

Actually, there's a bunch of different variations.

I wonder what the Ancient Egyptians would have made of this.