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No. 250: But even so, he's never stuck for words

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But even so, he's never stuck for words

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar, Derek Moo

T-Rex: I'm writing another French novel.
T-Rex: A LOVE STORY!
T-Rex: About this guy who has a gift for words, but low self-esteem. He helps a friend to woo a fair maid with his poetic speech.
T-Rex: He falls for the lady himself, but has no confidence to tell her.
Utahraptor: Why not?
T-Rex: His nose is too embarrassingly small! In this culture, huge noses are seen as attractive!
T-Rex: So he superglues a giant nose on himself!
T-Rex: His name is Cyrano d'Acrylate!

The author writes:

That's a crazy, crazy plan.