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I never meta trainer I didn't like...

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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/dinosaur/?comic=170

Strip by: David Morgan-Mar, Andrew Coker

T-Rex: I've been teaching an ichthyosaur to do tricks.
T-Rex: Neat, huh?
T-Rex: "Balance a ball, swim on your tail, roll over, somersault."
Dromiceiomimus: Wow!
T-Rex: "Eat the trainer."
Utahraptor: But...
Utahraptor: You're the trainer!
T-Rex: No no no no no... I'm the meta-trainer.
T-Rex: I also train the trainers.
T-Rex: "Stand right there."

The author writes:

Inspired by a discussion about dolphins and the suggestion that T-Rex could train dolphins. Only of course they'd have to be ichthyosaurs, obviously.