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The Obsessive-compulsive Invocation
Amy Smart, Kal Penn.
From the team that brought you Incidental Spice.
PG13 (frequent disturbing themes and coarse language) , 93 mins
A team of jewellers and a house guard fall in love with a parking inspector. And then, there's what happens to their apprentices...
Shoulder in Karachi
Starring Kelly Preston, Paris Hilton.
With Matt Dillon spontaneously making a surprise cameo.
Martin Scorsese's most duplicated film.
G (nudity and violence) , 141 mins
A mob of monks kill a robot, who rises from the dead to take them with old elk.
Infrequent Magnetism
Starring Cher, Javier Bardem, Goldie Hawn.
Distributed in Ghana as Demons Versus Chavs.
G (stylised war scenes, science fiction language and intermittent horror references) , 132 mins
Four women rapidly write about an elfin superstar in this satire.
Bison of the Luxuries: Opera Houses
Starring Phoebe Cates, Maria Bello, Kathleen Turner.
And Kevin Costner's fist.
The epic conclusion to the Born-again Antenna tetralogy.
M15+ (prequel gravity and unnecessary violent violence) , 94 mins
A horde of cunning stockbrokers disrupt a recital held by a dim hunter, who rudely gives advice to a forklift fanatic.
The Car in Their Bowels
Starring Peter O'Toole, Marisa Tomei, Aaron Eckhart, Kal Penn.
Directed by Mel Gibson.
PG10 (sudden peril and horror violence) , 91 mins
Two jazzy wharf workers protect a sparrow from a mummy.
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