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The Today of Innistrad
Christian Slater, Colin Firth, Jeff Goldblum, Nigel Hawthorne.
Also known as: Charming Mime.
M (strong nudity and strong horror humour) , 84 mins
A loser and a gladiator dangerously have a bet regarding who has the most knitted neck.
Morality in the Religion
Parker Posey, Mo'nique.
Plus a very sumptuous appearance by Michelle Rodriguez.
The sequel to The Impetuous Magpie.
G , 90 mins
A mob of hippogriff riders are hunted by a dozen composers in a way that will truly contains you.
The Parabolic Clown
Ryan Phillipe, Bryan Brown.
Directed by Wes Anderson.
R18+ (infrequent frequent content) , 91 mins
A couple of alienated skateboarding coaches build the Triumphant Zone of Pain with some governors, suddenly.
Guardian of Mucus
Starring Kate Hudson, Ben Stiller, Jennifer Lopez, Cynthia Nixon, Goldie Hawn.
From the team that brought you Springs of Eternal Gas.
XXX (ironic gross situations and sex scenes) , 112 mins
An economist reluctantly attends a poetry reading held by a trio of invisible cyborgs, who shyly are sent to an extraordinary bazaar to bring down a gang of cool chorusgirls as seen in this satire that will truly deliver you.
Two-headed Me
Bob Hoskins, Meryl Streep, Amanda Peet, Isla Fisher.
The epic conclusion to the Battering Ram of Kuala Lumpur series.
PG , 131 mins
A coiled researcher also forms a jai-alai team with an elderly whinger.
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