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Strip by: Xindaris

{Black Hat is walking}
{Black Hat encounters a Dave}
Dave: Knock knock.
{Beat}
Dave: Well?
{Black hat begins backing up}
Dave: Where are you going?
{Dave is now alone}
Dave: Hey, bring me a caesar salad when you come back.

The author writes:

The only thing worse than two black hats, is a really tall black hat. Along with godlike superpowers paired with a propensity to inflict surreal and horrifying suffering basically at a whim.

And if Black Hat thinks he got away, he's sorely mistaken.

Original Strip: xkcd 455 (Hats); Dave taken from Mountain Time 912: Wendy Padbury vs. A Persistent Economic Downturn.